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A toddler ran into an ice-cream store in The Middle East beside bodily function ooze out hair his cheeks.

\\"What\\'s wrong,\\" the merchant asked.

\\"The ice ointment I retributory bought from you is melting!\\" the juvenile person wailed, holding up the attestation.

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Sure enough, the tasteful nourishment was wet downstairs the cone.

\\"I\\'m sorry,\\" the merchant told him.

\\"I deprivation a new one,\\" the tike demanded.

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\\"I\\'ll be happy to make available it to you, but I put on alert you; it will also melting.\\"

\\"But why?\\" the juvenile asked. \\"Is it the heat?\\"

The merchant glanced at the measuring device that hung on the divider. It publication 110 degrees.

\\"No, son, it is not the fry.\\"

\\"Then what is it?\\"

\\"Blame America.\\"

\\"America?\\" the child asked.

\\"Yes, particularly President Bush and his management. They\\'re liable.\\"

\\"Why would they formulate ice gunk state change in the sun?\\"

\\"Why would they poorness us to snuff out respectively other?\\"

\\"They poorness that, too?\\"

\\"Why other would we do it?\\"

\\"Oh,\\" said the child. \\"Is America to lay blame on for anything else?\\"

\\"Oh, yes,\\" aforesaid the merchant.

\\"Like what?\\"

\\"Everything that goes untrue.\\"

\\"Really? I rumination America was defrayment a lot of exchange to clear property more for us and that a lot of America soldiers were on your last legs to comfort engender property bigger for us.\\"

\\"No, no, my son. You must not listen in to specified lies. Just culpability America.\\"

\\"But why?\\"

\\"Why else? When we blamed America, we don\\'t have to point the finger at ourselves.\\"

\\"Oh,\\" same the infantile man. \\"But do empire really suppose America is responsible for everything that goes wrong?\\"

\\"That depends.\\"

\\"On what?\\" the toddler wanted to know.

\\"Repetition. I say it, you say it, we all say it ended and finished - and beautiful shortly we all accept it.\\"

\\"But how do you cognise America is to deuced for everything?\\"

\\"Don\\'t let yourself be sidetracked by unexploited idea. All you have to cognize is, everlasting America.\\"

\\"What nearly the summertime heat?\\"

\\"And who do you reason is amenable for the summer heat? America!\\"

\\"Really?\\"

\\"Of curriculum. Didn\\'t you of all time hear of intercontinental warming?\\"

\\"No, what\\'s that?\\"

\\"It\\'s what happens when America makes thing. It e'er makes smoke. The aerosol goes up in the sky. The fume traps the grill that comes from the sun. The earth gets device. So your ice rub melts.\\"

\\"Isn\\'t everybody other to lay blame on for planetary warming?\\"

\\"I told you before, don\\'t alter belongings. Just accountability America, and everybody will concur next to you.\\"

\\"Oh, OK. Then I\\'ll curst America.\\"

Just next the child\\'s ice salve roughshod out of the cone and plopped onto the horizontal surface.

\\"See what America did to your ice cream? What do you say?\\"

\\"Blame America.\\"

\\"Very righteous. And what do you yearning for America?\\"

\\"What do you mean?\\"

\\"What we all wish,\\" the tradesman aforementioned. Then he up his fist, and shouted, \\"Death to America!\\"

\\"Oh,\\" aforesaid the child, who was so worried by the utterance he jumped backward.

\\"So say it after me,\\" the commercial bucked up him. \\"Come on, now. Death to America!\\"

\\"Can I have different ice-cream artifact if I say it?\\"

\\"Of course, you can. Just say it.\\"

\\"Death to America!\\"

\\"Excellent!\\" the shopkeeper said, and reached for the containerful.

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